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Yes this is a bit late and you’ve already read everyone else’s summation of the Premier League season by now, but time is money, and nobody pays me shit for this. But these are always fun to do and read, to see the opinions of other people and compare notes. So indulge me a little, why don’t you?

It was another thrilling season in England, even though it all came to an end a bit soon and we were left with a fairly non-descript final day of the season, with very little to play for.

Still there were plenty of talking points to come from the season, and in the interest of fairness to every club in the division, I shall be dividing up these awards into one for the top six, and one for the rest of the league. Poor Everton, I honestly had no idea which section to put you in initially. But you end up in the rest for this season.



Top Six – Chelsea/Antonio Conte


Not a bad start to life in England for Conte

Some might put these as two categories, but I fail to see why you would treat manager and team performance as separate things as they are somewhat co-dependent. Some might have fancied Spurs to edge this award as their ‘success’ was far less expected than that of Chelsea, but Conte’s achievements have been fantastic in his first season in English football.

This was a largely similar squad last season finished down in tenth and was in all sorts of disarray. Conte deserves credit not only for turning around the fortunes of these players, helping them rediscover their form, but realising that changes could and should be made and simply implementing them with little fuss.

He changed English football’s way of thinking from insisting on a flat-back-four, with his switch to a back three system helping Chelsea overcome a shaky start to go on a 13-game winning run, which essentially had the title wrapped up by the turn of the year, regardless of how game Tottenham’s pursuit of them was.

The Rest – Bournemouth/Eddie Howe


Eddie Howe enhanced his burgeoning this reputation this season

There was often little to choose between the remainder of the teams in the division, given they all had runs in the season where things were good, and then a subsequent slide down the table. Everton basically matched expectations to be the bridge between the two, Southampton managed top-half again, but were largely uninspiring, and West Brom (the runaway winners of this award for a while) simply hit 40 points and we went back to forgetting about them.

Bournemouth by no means had a fantastic season, but a final position in the top-half, despite many (including myself) worrying that second-season-syndrome would kick in and relegation could be in the offing.

With key players repeatedly being laid low with major injuries and results faltering, that fate did look a distinct possibility at one point, but Howe marshalled a still relatively inexperienced team at this level away from danger and led the side to their finest ever league finish. You can’t say fairer than that.



Top Six – N’golo Kante (Chelsea)


The best player in the Premier League. Another sterling season for Kante

The choice between pundits was between Kante and Eden Hazard for the gong, but I’ll plump with the majority and go for the little French midfielder, who was the difference for Chelsea and has won back-to-back titles with different clubs, which is impressive on its own.

His energy has allowed the likes of Hazard to focus on wreaking havoc in attacking positions instead of being coaxed into defensive duties, and helped improve the previously flagging performances of Nemanja Matic.

Plus, his arrival was probably key in John Obi Mikel no longer playing Premier League football anymore. These are always things to be celebrated.

The Rest – Romelu Lukaku (Everton)


It is surely a matter of time until Lukaku ends up at a top club

I wouldn’t call it a cop out. You might, but I wouldn’t, as Lukaku has not just continued to motor along at a level that is honestly beneath him, but improved his record and reputation even further by enjoying his finest ever goal-scoring season.

Goals may not be everything and he still has plenty of detractors wondering if his all-round game is yet good enough for the move up he clearly so desperately craves, but 25 goals is not an easy tally to record in the Premier League and he would have claimed the Golden Boot were it not for the crazy late-season form of Harry Kane.

Lukaku was the standout player of the sides outside of the top six. How long that is the case remains to be seen.



Top Six – Ander Herrera (Manchester United)


Captain in shithousery. Future captain of Man Utd?

Sure some might call for Christian Eriksen at this point, but it’s only this season that people have actually begun to notice how much he does for this Spurs team. Plus as a fan, I’m far more aware of what he has been doing, so he’s just motoring along just nicely for me.

Instead I’ve gone for Herrera, who has gone from popular yet flawed midfielder struggling to hold down a place under Louis van Gaal, to being probably the most important player in this Manchester United team.

Having been underappreciated by management staff since his arrival from Athletic Bilbao, Jose Mourinho has seen him as the ideal partner to help Paul Pogba shine – only to complete outshine his more illustrious teammate.

He might be an awful shithouse of a player for fans of the opposition and his tendency to flop to the ground does grate somewhat. But you can’t knock what he’s doing in general and try to enjoy the other, more pleasing aspects of a game that has come on leaps and bounds.

The Rest – Joshua King (Bournemouth)


King’s improvement have seen him linked with a big move

No contest here, as quite frankly this time last year, I had serious doubts about Josh King making a long-term career as a Premier League footballer, with the inkling being he would be more at home in the Championship.

Even a few months into the season I could have been forgiven for harbouring that point of view as he struggled to break into the first-team at Bournemouth, but once he took his chance, he really broke into a fine footballer.

Nobody doubted his desire or his running, but there seemed to be an issue with the final ball, the final pass and for an attacking player his returns previously were just not good enough to warrant a regular place in a top flight side.

This season it all appears to have come together for him and a leap from six to 16 Premier League goals is a testament to the work he has done away from the pitch. Plus a man with such a basic English name being a Norwegian international can only make you more endearing.



Top Six – Victor Wanyama (Tottenham Hotspur)


Wanyama’s success at Spurs has surprised a lot of people

“No Kante? But you made him your player of the season!” I hear you cry. But I’m not on board for the same player winning two awards, and this is my page and I’ll do what I want. So there.

Anyhoo, Wanyama’s arrival at Spurs was met with very little fanfare really, more an acknowledgement that he would be a useful addition to the Tottenham squad with the added burden of Champions League football and Eric Dier having been quite frankly run into the ground over the course of the previous campaign and European Championships with England.

So few people expected Wanyama to essentially oust Dier from a midfield spot he had suddenly looked extremely comfortable in, with many at Spurs putting the Kenyan powerhouse among their star performers throughout an impressive season that saw many steal the headlines.

At just a reported £9m, Wanyama was nearly a third of the price of Kante, and was just as important to another side that exceeded expectations to leave the Manchester clubs in their wake, despite all pre-season talk of the title heading back up north.

Acknowledgements to Sadio Mane and Zlatan Ibrahimovic who certainly exceeded expectations as well, but it’s Wanyama who gets the nod here.

The Rest – Joe Allen (Stoke City)


Allen continued his good form over from Euro 2016 with Stoke

I really wish I could bend my rules and include January signings. But they only played half a season, so I can only apologise for not including Wilfred Ndidi or Kamil Grosicki. This goes double, because the summer transfer window last year was tragically bad, making it rather difficult to pick a winner for this ‘award’.

There’s a sense that if some of the sides in the division hadn’t twisted so much last summer, we may not have been talking about half the division as serious relegation candidates at some point in the season. Because there was an awful lot of crap signed, and for a lot of money as well.

Fernando Llorente did fairly well, but annoyed people for not sprinting much. Christian Benteke finished with a decent tally for Palace, but yet we still expected more from him. Few others jumped out.

So it’s Joe Allen that wins this one. Humble upon arriving with that price tag despite never really impressing at Liverpool, with his stock boosted once more by an impressive showing at the Euros with Wales.

He did pretty well, became an integral part of a Stoke side a lot of us forgot were in the Premier League and improved his goal-scoring record. Hilariously, only Peter Crouch scored more goals for the Potters this season. Allen even got a brace in one game.



Top Six – Shkodran Mustafi (Arsenal)


We thought Mustafi would be a big player for Arsenal. We were wrong

Remember how I mentioned last summer’s transfer activity was a bit rubbish? This goes for the top six as well, with a gluttony of candidates available for this. Claudio Bravo, John Stones, Vincent Janssen, Moussa Sissoko, Michy Batshuayi, the list goes on. This is just the ‘bad’ ones, let alone those that just didn’t live up to expectations.

While many would expect Sissoko to win this, there was always a sense that he was brought in to bolster an already strong squad, replacing Nacer Chadli more than any first-team regular.

Mustafi on the other hand was supposed to – along with the equally disappointing Granit Xhaka – be the final works in the Arsenal puzzle, the expesive, established stars that bounced them into a serious title tilt, with the gold up for grabs following Leicester’s unexpected success.

Finally a competent partner for Laurent Koscielny had arrived in the form of Mustafi. Well, that was the thinking anyway, as the German was cumbersome, clumsy, slow and just looked all over the place as Arsenal’s defence looked worse, not better for his arrival.

For £35m, you expect so much better. You at least expect him to not end the season potentially as fourth choice, with youngster Rob Holding and the returning Per Mertesacker looking far more composed at the back for the Gunners.

The Rest – Ahmed Musa (Leicester City)


It has not gone well for Musa at Leicester. Pitifully bad, in fact

The first signal of Leicester’s intent to not simply slip away into the pack once again after their shock title win. Also the first signal as to why they did.

Musa was the first player Leicester broke their transfer record to sign last summer. Islam Slimani came next, another striker in a team with a couple of stars already in their attack, with Shinzi Okazaki hardly disgracing himself either. So you already you wondered how things were going to fit together.

Slimani at least grabbed a handful of goals when he managed to be fit, but Musa on the other hand was an unmitigated let-down. Like, to the point where you forgot he was even there come the end of the season. Never before has a black player wished they were back in Russia.



Top Six – Dele Alli (Tottenham Hotspur)


When will Alli get a challenge for this award? He should be a shining example

We all know how good Dele Alli is. We all know what a good season he had. Want to know why he won this? Because no other young player was quite frankly given anything that could be deemed a regular chance.

Gabriel Jesus may well be fantastic when he gets a full season behind him, and Hector Bellerin could well get back to his previous levels, but there are very few opportunities being offered to young players of any nationality, let alone English.

The success of England’s under 19s at the World Cup will hopefully lead to change, but with all the money going round in the game, clubs are always more likely to sign established stars than give a youngster a chance. They will keep signing promising kids, loan them out a tonne and eventually they’ll be able to toddle off somewhere in their 20s, failing to have kicked on and disillusioned with a nomadic lifestyle and a lack of chances at the place that was supposed to be home.

The Rest – Tom Davies (Everton)


Davies is evidence of what can happen when faith is put in youth

It’s not just the money men by the way. The rest of the division is not much better for giving young players a chance, with only a couple of clubs seeming like a place to be given that chance to impress in the Premier League.

Southampton have developed a reputation for it, and Everton have also thankfully taken it upon themselves to give their impressive academy a chance to shine, with Tom Davies being the pick of the bunch.

The youngster has taken to life as a Premier League regular like a duck to water, pouring shame on Ross Barkley in the process. Davies looks comfortable and willing to kick on, with a number of Everton fans now happy to see Barkley moved on if it means Davies can be the main man driving forward from the midfield.

Alfie Mawson deserves a mention as well, but frankly the pool is still far too small to choose from. Given the disaster of last season’s transfer window, it is perhaps more pertinent to look to the academies for ways to improve the squads.



This has been very much a fascinating season in the Premier League, with goals aplenty being fired in to raise the excitement levels at both the top and bottom of the table.

There may be no surprise package like Leicester City this season, but the gap separating the top six sides in the division stands at just ten points at the time of writing, with each one having enjoyed spells of playing fine football and scoring freely.

Goals are a major part of football of course. Without goals, teams don’t win games and therefore don’t win titles. And yet there seems to be an even bigger affinity towards goals and goalscorers than ever, with the currency of definitive strikes earning players more plaudits than they necessarily deserve.


Defenders for instance appear to gain far more credence for their contributions at the other end of the pitch, than for doing their job in preventing the goals going in at the other end of the pitch.

For instance, Nathan Ake was tipped to become a roaring success when he returns to Chelsea next season, touted for a first-team berth after scoring twice in three games. These goals came in Bournemouth’s thrilling 4-3 victory over Liverpool and their defeat to Southampton, and marks an impressive achievement for a defender to score in such regular fashion.

The point however is that Bournemouth conceded three times in both of those matches. Despite Ake giving some extra impetus to the attacking ranks going forward, he was also part of a defence that shipped six goals in 180 minutes. Yet Ake was being talked about as potentially forcing his way into a Chelsea defence that was already into their extraordinary run of victories, with an incredibly lean defensive record at the heart of that.


Nathan Ake to walk into this current Chelsea team? Please…

Virgil van Dijk is another who has benefitted from an impressive record in front of goal, which his prowess earning him links to the majority of the top clubs in England, should he look to leave Southampton.

While he has always proved competent at the back as well, it was not until he started scoring goals as well that those rumours arose. An article written after The Saints’ recent 4-1 home defeat to Tottenham Hotspur claimed van Dijk’s stock had risen after scoring the opener, absolving from any blame for the following capitulation against a side who had a less than stellar record away from home this season.

It was not until he had managed the ultimate disgrace by being sent off late on in the next home defeat to West Brom that he was finally called out on a poor run of form, with Charlie Nicholas freed of the shackles of praise to criticise his recent performances. His display against Spurs saw him easily beaten to the ball by Dele Alli for Spurs’ equaliser, before a dreadful waft of a leg during Victor Wanyama’s surge into the box saw fellow centre-back Jose Fonte forced into a last-ditch block.

Defenders who rarely score seem to receive less praise than those more successful at the other end of the pitch, with the likes of Cesar Azpilicueta, Jan Vertonghen and even Ragnar Klavan overlooked for their performances this campaign.


Would Van Dijk be as highly rated without the regular goals?

It’s not just defenders who are able to paper over cracks with goals however. The aforementioned Alli has perhaps avoided censure for some of his displays this season due to his ability to pop up with a goal every now and then. He has perhaps not been as creative as some of his fellow attacking midfielders however, with even Harry Kane creating more chances this season.

Paul Pogba likewise was receiving heavy criticism until he started finding the back of the net, with only goals deemed worthy of ‘paying back the transfer fee’. It feels ridiculous that no successful passes, tackles or simple positional awareness is worthy of being considered fiscally appropriate, despite those all being important parts of midfielder’s job.

Then you come to the propensity of pundits and co-commentators to simply pick goalscorers as their winners of the Man of the Match award, frequently referring them to having ‘turned the game’ with their goal, essentially picking a moment of the match, as opposed to somebody who has enjoyed 90 minutes of all-round play.

One instance that sticks in the memory (sorry Saints fans, I don’t mean to pick on you) was Southampton’s 3-0 victory over West Ham this season, in which the co-commentator gave the award to Charlie Austin, despite claiming he barely touched the ball in the opening 40 minutes before his opener. Despite players like Oriol Romeu, Ryan Bertrand and Pierre-Emile Hojbjerg distinctly enjoying superior games, it was the one stick out moment for that particular pundit (name escapes me) and the opening scorer was given the award.


As stated, goals are important to win football matches and I would never knock any player for scoring goals and aiding their team’s efforts to win a game.

However there are many different facets to winning a game of football and goals are just one part of it. Too much attention is solely paid to that part of things, allowing many players to paper over the cracks in their game by merely contributing to that final 5% of the match.


Share the same views? Or vary from that passionately? Feel free to add your comments below!

Danny Rose

It’s been a phenomenal season for Tottenham Hotspur this year, punctuated by a vast number of high quality individual performances.

While the campaign looks likely to ultimately end in disappointment as they have found themselves eclipsed by the wonder story that is Leicester City, Spurs fans will be thrilled by a number of their squad, full of optimism for the years going forward under manager Mauricio Pochettino.

With the PFA award nominees coming out this week, nods have been given to Dele Alli as a Young Player of the Year, and Harry Kane straddling nominations in both awards.

Other notable players who have received a high amount of praise have been Eric Dier for his shift from utility defender to one of the best holding midfielders in the division, and Toby Alderweireld for almost single-handedly turning the Spurs defence around into the meanest in the league.


One player who has perhaps flown under the radar (as there are seemingly a finite amount of players who can be praised per team) is Danny Rose, who has been steadily improving since the arrival of the Argentine at White Hart Lane and is their true big-game player.

In a first summer that saw very little incoming transfer activity from Pochettino, one of the few signings he did make was to bring in Ben Davies from Swansea City, seemingly spelling the beginning of the end for an erratic Rose who had thus far done little to convince fans he was a long-term answer to what has always been a problem position.

It’s now six years since Rose burst onto the scene with that wonder goal against Arsenal – instantly putting himself into folklore in North London – and he is longer at an age (25) where ‘potential’ can still be discussed. Despite Theo Walcott offering evidence to the contrary.

Starting that game actually as a right winger, Rose was soon shifted to left-back by Harry Redknapp and despite some promising initial performances as a stand-in for Benoit Assou-Ekotto, the form of a rejuvenated Gareth Bale pushed him down the pecking order and out of the first-team picture until the Welshman moved further up the pitch.

It was a loan spell at Sunderland where Rose was really able to cut his teeth, managing to impress in a struggling side and convincing Andre Villas-Boas to give him his chance at White Hart Lane.

Rose Sunderland

It was his spell at Sunderland that earned Rose his chance to impress at Spurs

A season in which he was the only recognised left-back at the club did little to convince supporters he was the long-term option for Spurs going forward in a season of transition, with his performances in the thrashings by Chelsea and Liverpool raising serious questions about his suitability for the role.

The arrival of Davies suggested incoming manager Pochettino thought likewise despite a new five-year deal being signed, but this merely seemed to galvanise Rose and drive him to a new and unexpected level.

For Rose seems to blossom when challenged by absolutely anything. A loan spell in Sunderland saw him thrive as he looked to prove himself to his parent club. Competition from a fine player in Davies saw him take his game even further to cement his place in the squad. And it is no surprise to see that when Spurs take on the bigger sides in the division, the Englishman is frequently one of the better players on the pitch.

Davies Tottenham

The arrival of Ben Davies was supposed to push Rose towards the fringes of the first team once more

Pochettino’s system is potentially one of the biggest factors in his rise in importance, supporting his natural instincts to bomb n forward knowing that Eric Dier is deep enough in his holding role to cover should the gaps be left.

He does not slack on the defensive side of games either as he and Kyle Walker cover an enormous amount of ground per game. Without wanting to dip into superlatives here, I do not recall a pair of full-backs who get up and down the pitch so frequently since the likes of Cafu and Roberto Carlos in that Brazil side of the turn of the millennium.

It can perhaps be of no coincidence that Rose’s worst games over the past two years have come against the lesser clubs in the division, where perhaps complacency sinks in, or a defensive line-up on the part of the opposition stifles his desire to get forward, with less space available.

It can also be of no coincidence that of the four games in the Premier League this season that Spurs have lost in the Premier League this season, Rose missed three of them, with his sole experience of being on the losing side coming in the shock defeat at home Newcastle in December.

Rose Chelsea

Rose celebrates after scoring in Spurs’ 5-3 victry over Chelsea last season

In the victories over Chelsea and Arsenal last season, Rose was phenomenal, thundering into challenges in big London derbies and proving a constant menace going forward, while he was also instrumental in the comeback draw against West Ham as well.

In those games again this season he has also enjoyed superb games, with victory at Manchester City being another game in which he excelled. The weekend’s thrashing of Manchester United also saw him enjoy a fine game, combining his attacking prowess with defensive solidarity to put him alongside Erik Lamela in the running for man-of-the-match.

Rose is far from a polished gem of a player, but nobody has adapted to Pochettino’s philosophy as well, or embodies it as much as the newly-capped England full-back.

Full of endless running, a never-say-die attitude, tactical flexibility and a belief in himself to compete against anybody in the division, Rose is Tottenham’s forgotten general and embodies a Spurs side that has risen against the odds to find a place among the elite.

Time is very much of the essence for Roberto Martinez currently. It has been running out for some time now, as Everton fans, and subsequently the media are quickly realising how flawed he is as a manager.

Now in his third season at Goodison Park, there has been no progress forthcoming since the Spaniard took over, with Everton in fact having tumbled down the table, infuriating a set of fans who are generally some of the most patient in the country.

Under the stewardship of David Moyes, fans endured mixed seasons as they yo-yoed up and down the table on a whim, yet there was plenty of understanding among the crowd that the Scot would be capable of turning it around, with more ire directed towards a board that was not investing in the side.

Once Moyes was permitted to ‘enjoy’ a spell at Manchester United, Everton were tasked with finding a new manager for the first time in a decade, with Martinez seemingly given the bigger stage he deserved.


After three years, Martinez’ time at Everton appears to be running thin

Credited with building the Swansea side that climbed up the divisions into the Premier League and made Brendan Rodgers the egomaniac he is today, Martinez signed for Everton on the back of an unprecedented FA Cup victory with Wigan Athletic.

With a massive achievement like that coming against all odds, in theory he was the perfect man to take Everton through that glass ceiling separating them from really troubling the top four positions, the board clearly happy to back the new man to realise their dreams.

What should have been heeded more was the relegation suffered by Wigan in that same season, with a side that toppled Manchester City to win the cup managing to be worse than a rancid Sunderland side who had looked doomed with a month of the campaign remaining.


The patience that he has been afforded to by the Toffees’ faithful has now worn thin, as despite a positive opening season, Everton have gradually gotten worse as time has gone on.

Their defensive record has become a running joke, their record at Goodison Park is among the worst outside of the relegation zone, and a side that looks very promising on paper is seemingly falling well short of its potential.

Everton are a side boasting one of the top strikers in world football in Romelu Lukaku. One of England’s most exciting midfield prospects in a long time in Ross Barkley. A man who excelled against Lionel Messi for Bosnia & Herzegovina at the last World Cup in Muhamed Besic. The apparent heir to Bobby Moore in John Stones. And yet they have yet to even reach the magical 40 point mark that is supposed to guarantee a reprieve from relegation from the Premier League.

Stones Struggles

Touted as a major prospect for England, John Stones is suffering for the mis-management of Martinez

Stones’ potential alone has been pinpointed for a number of years among more learned people than I, but his progression will only continue to falter under a manager who does not believe clean sheets are important to recording victories.

Lukaku is a forward who will attract any club in the world should he desire to push for a move away from Merseyside and a continued failure to even threaten challenging for Europe and a rather vocal agent will only amplify his wish to compete on a grander scale.


This felt like a make or break season for Martinez, to prove that he is the man to take Everton forward, following in the footsteps of Leicester City and Tottenham Hotspur in breaking up the elite sides in the division. If West Ham have make a fist of it this season, a side with the talent Everton possess should be expected to pose some form of threat.

With new investors coming into the club at the end of 2015 and always the potential they might want to bring in their own man, this has felt like an audition for Martinez to keep his job into the 2016/17 season.

Since Farhad Moshiri arrived at the club, he has seen a sorry state of a side limp into the second half of the season, with the Toffees’ last 13 games yielding just 13 points, seeing them slip to 14th in the table.

Martinez Out

The natives are restless. And understandably so

The silver lining for Martinez is a place in the FA Cup semi-finals, and he must put all of his efforts into winning this trophy now to give him a fighting chance of being given another season at Goodison.

With Everton being given the tougher task of taking on either West Ham or Manchester United for a place in the season curtain-closer, Martinez will have to fancy his chances of landing silverware should they progress beyond the semis.

With dissent growing within the fans as ‘Martinez Out’ banners have begun to appear, he could quieten some of those doubters by bringing a first trophy to the club since 1995, buying himself more time to ensure he will be remembered as a success, making it difficult for new owners to dispose of him easily and perhaps convincing star players to give an extra year to the club.

Failure to do so and a bottom half finish will see the clamour for change increase. A series of daft sound-bites, a failure to realise that there are problems and obvious tactical deficiencies are undermining his position currently, with even the nice guy image beginning to dwindle.

Without that mask, he is susceptible to criticism from outside of the club and that is the beginning of the end for Martinez. Only cup glory will probably save him from an inevitable – and deserved – change of personnel in the summer.

Soccer - Barclays Premier League - Newcastle United v Portsmouth - St James' Park

For years we have been told that the Premier League is the greatest league in the world by the marketing force of Sky, with the best fans to go along with it.

Nothing is quite the same as the group of fans who have had football thrust upon them since the day they were born, with generations of ‘bleeding’ the colours of their kit imprinted on their DNA in the same manner as an heart disease or hairline deficiency will one day catch up with them.

“There is no atmosphere in football like in England,” we are told. “Can (insert foreign player here) adapt to having a stadium of grown men tunelessly warble simple ditties, or insult referees? It’s not quite like home,” they tell us, as though tuneless ditties do not exist anywhere else in the world.

I, among many others have had experience of football in foreign pastures. The Nou Camp is a fairly quiet place, watched in an almost theatrical sense, with food being passed out around the ground during the action and any noise being a murmur that grows into a crescendo the closer the ball gets to the opposition’s goal.

Both Spain and Italy have this reputation for having a small contingent of ‘ultras’ who do the singing and chanting, while the rest of the crowd simply sit back and enjoy what unfolds before them.

Germany has recently garnered a reputation for having a lively in-match atmosphere to finally rival England, with their low ticket prices making the game easily accessible for people of all working classes to go and enjoy the experience.

Camp Nou

The Camp Nou is a different experience to watching football in England

For despite all the talk about how great English football is for atmosphere, the persistent inflation of ticket prices has in fact damaged it heavily, and there appears to be a real lack of identity to the fan-base within the grounds.

The working classes will now find it harder and harder to afford to make top flight games in particular and quite frankly we as a nation have become somewhat more placid of late, our interest mainly on being entertained by what we have paid through the nose to see, rather than be part of the show ourselves.

The worst part about the English football for what I have noticed however, is that we actually seem to revel more in the misery of others, rather enjoy our own victories and accomplishments. That tribal aspect of completing a hunt is diminishing by the day, as we instead taunt the carcass of our prey, instead of feasting on the flesh that was the goal in the first place.

Take Monday night’s fixture between Tottenham Hotspur and Aston Villa for example. Now as a Spurs fan, I can testify that White Hart Lane has definitely lost some of the atmosphere it became renowned for over the past few years.

This is most likely a consequence of Spurs becoming a better side and therefore being expected to win most of their matches on home soil, with it surely no coincidence that the best sounding atmospheres of last season were the home victories over Chelsea and Arsenal; two games which were far more intense and had no real guarantee of a win (if there ever is such a thing with Spurs?).

With an early goal helping settle a contest against the weakest side in the division currently, there was little for the travelling Villa fans to get their teeth into, or extract any hope, while any Spurs nerves were put to bed and they relaxed into what was now expected to be a comfortable victory.

Kane & Lamela

Kane & Lamela celebrate the final goal in Spurs’ victory over Villa on Monday

This in turn saw the noise levels among the home fans drop significantly early on. With now ample opportunity to inflict their own decibels into the night sky as the numbers game decreased, we should have expected a number of pro-Villa songs from the away end, urging their side to overcome the odds stacked against them and mount a comeback.

Instead, they took solace in the fact that they were the only ones singing, with the majority of their chants referencing the quiet around them. “Is this a library?” “We forgot that you were here.” That sort of tired rubbish. Instead of attempting to play a part (no matter how small) in a Villa comeback, they simply bragged that they were willing to make more noise than their counterparts, despite being greatly outnumbered.

Now this is no sleight at either Villa or Spurs, but an example of the norm these days. Home fans will largely only have a small pocket of fans who believe chanting is part of their matchday experience. Away fans will be expected to attempt to make a greater noise to mask their numerical disadvantage and will revel in doing so. Especially if their team is losing and they need to attain some form of one-upmanship.

This is by no means restricted to the money-orientated Premier League either, with little Bournemouth hardly adding much noise following their promotion. Last season I spent plenty of time down at Griffin Park watching Brentford and found little to differentiate between the strange atmospheres generated at the top.

Both sides would often claim to “sing on our own,” leading me to feel there must be some acoustical problems within the ground, as people from either end would often do this in tandem, again failing to bother singing about their own side and/or players.

Goals are rarely so much celebrated among the group, but met with rude hand gestures towards the opposition fans, goading them in their disappointment. The initial songs following a goal are not to triumph that success and will their side on further, but to revel in the misery of their counterparts, questioning, “who are ya?” reminding them that they are no longer signing, or informing them that they could potentially be relegated on the back of this potential result.

Vardy v Leicester

This Vardy strike appeared to provoke an angry reaction from one West Brom fan

Beyond simply singing mocking and/or offensive songs there is also the truth that outside of South America, Great Britain is the only place on earth you appear to see grown men careering down the turnstiles to ‘get at’ an opposition player who has just netted.

On Saturday, one such example arose as pictures just caught the image of a West Brom fan seeming to be being restrained by a steward, as Jamie Vardy celebrated near the crowd after scoring Leicester’s third goal in their victory over the Baggies.

It is something we see fairly consistently, and a fairly mild-mannered friend of mine has admitted to doing so at a Cambridge United match previously. Lord knows what would actually happen if they were allowed to get there; most likely they would baulk at the confrontation if it were allowed to happen. Fortunately this isn’t South America.

It just seems weird that we in England cling to this ‘best fans in the world’ idea of ourselves. It may well come from the fact that we are no longer a major force on the international scene and once again need to establish some form of dominance somewhere.

But the truth is we are not. We are bound somewhere in the purgatory that exists between pacifism and outright violence, seemingly unable to find any form of solace being between the two extremes.

For we as a people and as a fan-base are drawn purely to misery, more so than any accomplishments. And the only way we can find true happiness anymore is by finding people more miserable than us, in one way or another.

John Carver

No more John Carver, nut Newcastle continue to draw focus

The football season is back! Rejoice! The tedium that is the close season and the rubbish that fills our newspapers and websites desperate to fill column inches is finally at an end, and we can focus on the football itself. Well, nearly. I’m looking at you Daily Mail.

The Premier League has opted to kick-off at the same time as the other divisions in England this season due to a major tournament appearing next summer and it looks set to be potentially the most interesting season in a while, with a number of teams well equipped to mount a title challenge and nobody looking quite weak enough to be dead certs for the drop. 

Thus I have compiled a quick preview of every side in the division, rated and/or slated their summer transfer activity and attempted the fools’ game of predicting where they will end up. Enjoy and feel free to add your own comments at the bottom! 

Here is part three, taking us from Newcastle to Sunderland:

Steve McClaren

Can Steve McClaren restore pride to the Toon Army?

Newcastle United

Last Season: 15th

Transfers In: Georginio Wijnaldum (PSV), Aleksander Mitrovic, Chancel Mbemba (Anderlecht), Ivan Tonev (Northampton)

Transfers Out: Jonas Gutierrez (Realeased), Ryan Taylor (Hull), Sammy Ameobi (Cardiff, Loan), Adam Armstrong (Coventry, Loan)

It was an important summer for Newcastle this year, as they desperately required to repair the ill-feeling that has surrounded the club of late and saw them go from comfortable mid-table to requiring a last day victory to assure their top flight status.

Caretaker manager John Carver has thankfully been axed from the club after a string of ridiculous comments made the club look even more daft in the eyes of the neutral, and they have entrusted Steve McClaren as the man to lead them onwards and upwards, despite botching Derby’s promotion hopes to see a talented squad miss out on the play-offs.

A loosening of the purse strings may help ease tensions between board and fans as well, with large sums of money paid out to bring in Wijnaldum and Mitrovic after a few years of frugal business at St James’ Park. Their signings do come with decent reputations, but one always feels like holding judgement on any players from the Benelux leagues, as they so often prove very hit and miss.

These are clear attempts to address the weakness in parts of the squad, and look through it now suggests Newcastle shouldn’t really be in too much trouble in theory. But theory only goes so far. They won’t challenge the top half too much, but they have enough to steady the ship. That really should be the aim for this season.

Prediction: 11th

Alex Neil

Despite promotion via the play-offs, Norwich look like the strongest of the new additions

Norwich City

Last Season: Championship Play-Off Winners

Transfers In: Graham Dorrans, Youssef Mulumbu (West Brom), Andre Wisdom (Liverpool, Loan), Robbie Brady (Hull), Jake Kean (Blackburn)

Transfers Out: Luciano Becchio, Javier Garrido, Carlos Cuellar (Released), Mark Bunn (Aston Villa)

It seems odd to say, but the side that required the play-offs to win promotion to the Premier League actually looks the best equipped to stay up. Norwich only spent one year in the Championship before bouncing back at the first time of asking, while Bournemouth are complete novices and Watford have endured a lot of upheaval over the summer months.

Since taking over at Carrow Road, Alex Neil has done a phenomenal job of uniting the players and forging a real battling team spirit that helped them climb the table and it is exactly that which could just about keep them afloat.

The majority of their players have had a taste of top flight experience before, and the addition of a few other well experienced men will aid them no end in their battle for survival. I just can’t see Norwich going down.

Prediction: 16th

Ronald Koeman

Koeman delat with key losses last season. Can he do it again?


Last Season: 7th

Transfers In: Jordy Clasie (Feyenoord), Juanmi (Malaga), Cedric Soares (Sporting Lisbon), Maarten Stekelenburg (Fulham, Loan), Steven Caulker (QPR, Loan), Cuco Martina (Twente)

Transfers Out: Morgan Schneiderlin (Man Utd), Artur Boruc (Bournemouth), Nathaniel Clyne (Liverpool), Jos Hooiveld (Released), Sam Gallagher (MK Dons, Loan)

Another season spent exceeding expectations, another summer spent watching the bigger fish in the division pick off some of their better players. It must be a tiring scenario for Southampton fans by now, but those appear to be the breaks if you dare challenge the established order in the Premier League.

Southampton defied the naysayers after seeing their squad picked apart last year to have another tremendous season, but have now seen key players like Schneiderlin and Clyne snatched away from them. Yet Ronald Koeman has shown remarkable ability to replace his star men adequately before, and the signing of Jordy Clasie will be a fine addition to the squad to replace Schneiderlin.

The return of Jay Rodriguez to fitness will aid their attacking options and take the burden off Graziano Pelle and Shane Long, and while their defence has taken a bit of a hit, the presence of Jose Fonte will keep things relatively tight at the back. Nobody is predicting them for a relegation battle this time round, that’s for sure.

Prediction: 8th

Ibrahim Afellay

The Barcelona connection continues apace with the signing of Afellay

Stoke City

Last Season: 9th

Transfers In: Joselu (Hannover), Philipp Wollscheid (Bayer Leverkusen), Jacob Haugaard (Midtjylland), Marco van Ginkel (Chelsea, Loan), Shay Given (Aston Villa), Glen Johnson (Liverpool), Ibrahim Afellay (Barcelona), Moha El Ouriachi (Barcelona, Loan)

Transfers Out: Steven N’Zonzi (Sevilla), Robert Huth (Leicester), Asmir Begovic (Chelsea), Wilson Palacios, Thomas Sorensen, Andy Wilkinson (Released)

Gone are the days of the cold, wet Tuesday nights at dirty old, long-ball kicking, set-piece utilising Stoke City. Mark Hughes promised to tidy up their image and he has done a terrific job, with the Potters playing some lovely football, twice outplaying my beloved Spurs and thrashing Liverpool on the final day of the season.

The revolution shows no sign of stopping and Hughes has been rewarded with an improved budget to continue bringing some impressive players to the club. The partnership with Barcelona has continued after resurrecting the career of Bojan last season, and one can only hope the same can be done for the phenomenal talent that is Ibrahim Afellay, with the Dutchman representing a fantastic catch should they be able to keep him fit.

With the talent Stoke currently have in their squad, they have the chance to break the glass ceiling they find themselves up against. There is no reason why they should be targeting the likes of Southampton and perhaps even a Spurs side that currently looks set to rely heavily on youngsters.

Prediction: 7th

Dick Advocaat

Surely Dick Advocaat represents a more stable manager for Sunderland?


Last Season: 16th

Transfers In: Jeremain Lens (Dynamo Kiev), Sebastian Coates (Liverpool), Adam Matthews (Celtic), Younes Kaboul (Tottenham), Yann M’Vila (Rubin Kazan, Loan)

Transfers Out: El Hadji Ba (Charlton), Santiago Vergini (Getafe, Loan), Connor Wickham (Crystal Palace), Wes Brown, Anthony Reveillere (Released)

Every summer I look at the business done by Sunderland and feel impressed, believing they have made the right moves to avoid being sucked into another relegation battle. And yet every season, they implode and find themselves right in the thick of it again.

However, these have all come under managers of a very unpredictable nature, and Dick Advocaat is no Paulo Di Canio. Or Gus Poyet. Or Roy Keane. Honestly Sunderland? Whoever has been in charge of appointing managers needs a long, hard look at themselves.

But I digress. Under a more steady and experienced hand, Sunderland have made enough good business to strengthen a squad that should not have been in as much trouble as they were last season. There’s enough talent there to achieve a comfortable mid-table place in truth, but it simply all depends on whether they gel together as a unit.

Chances are, it won’t be easy, but Sunderland will stay comfortably afloat by the end of proceedings.

Prediction: 13th

Louis Van Gaal

Can Van Gaal lead Manchester United back to prominence?

The football season is back! Rejoice! The tedium that is the close season and the rubbish that fills our newspapers and websites desperate to fill column inches is finally at an end, and we can focus on the football itself. Well, nearly. I’m looking at you Daily Mail.

The Premier League has opted to kick-off at the same time as the other divisions in England this season due to a major tournament appearing next summer and it looks set to be potentially the most interesting season in a while, with a number of teams well equipped to mount a title challenge and nobody looking quite weak enough to be dead certs for the drop. 

Thus I have compiled a quick preview of every side in the division, rated and/or slated their summer transfer activity and attempted the fools’ game of predicting where they will end up. Enjoy and feel free to add your own comments at the bottom! 

Here’s Part Two, taking us from Everton to Manchester United:

Roberto Martinez

Martinez is running a risky strategy this summer if Everton are to get back among the European contenders


Last Season: 11th

Transfers In: Tom Cleverley (Manchester United), Gerard Deulofeu (Barcelona)

Transfer Out: Sylvain Distin (Bournemouth), Antolin Alcaraz (Released), Luke Garbutt (Fulham, Loan), Chris Long (Burnley)

Has any side been as disappointing as Everton in the transfer window this summer? After a season in which they went from European qualifiers to flirting with relegation after blowing their entire transfer budget on Romelu Lukaku, Everton have yet again done nothing to address a threadbare squad.

While the departures of Alcaraz and Distin were to be expected, the fact that Roberto Martinez has done nothing to replace them will be of cause for concern to Everton fans, with the continued speculation around John Stones even more of a worry. The only position that has been strengthened has been arguably the strongest area of the pitch, with Cleverley coming in to join Gareth Barry, James McCarthy and the criminally under-used Muhamed Besic on the centre of midfield.

The arrival of Deulofeu after a semi-successful loan spell two years ago still simply smacks of standing still while all others around them have improved their options. There is still very little support to Lukaku with only Arouna Kone of Steven Naismith offering any semblance of striking options.

Martinez still claims he wants another three players, but he is running out of time. This is beginning to look like a long and difficult season ahead for the Toffees unless something is done drastically to improve a paper-thin squad.

Prediction: 14th

Claudio Ranieri

Claudio Ranieri is the man to lead Leicester into this season’s relegation battle

Leicester City

Last Season: 14th

Transfers In: Christian Fuchs (Schalke), Robert Huth (Stoke), Shinji Okazaki (Mainz), N’Golo Kante (Caen), Yohan Benalouane (Atalanta)

Transfers Out: Paul Gallagher (Preston), Gary Taylor-Fletcher, Matthew Upson (MK Dons), Chris Wood (Leeds), Ben Hamer (Nottingham Forest, Loan), Paul Konchesky (QPR, Loan), Esteban Cambiasso (Released)

Leicester were the story of the season last season as they finished the season with a phenomenal run that saw them go from dead certainties for relegation to finish nice and clear of the drop zone, avoiding even a nervy final day showdown to secure their place in the Premier League at the first time of asking.

And then they self imploded over the summer, with three of their younger players being sacked for partaking in a filmed orgy laced with racial slurs and manager Nigel Pearson soon also receiving the boot, presumably for failing to condemn the actions of his players, with his own son one of the main protagonists.

Now Claudio Ranieri has undertaken the task of steadying the ship in the East Midlands, with the club in a spot of disarray and now in the thoughts of many as likely to face the drop once again. Again they have recruited from abroad to give a number of new foreign players their first crack at the Premier League, but the loss of Cambiasso in the centre of the park may well prove a huge difference in their fight for survival.

Prediction: Relegation. Potentially Bottom

Brendan Rodgers

Will Brendan Rodgers’ signings fare better than his attempts of last year?


Last Season: 6th

Transfers In: Christian Benteke (Aston Villa), James Milner (Manchester City), Danny Ings (Burnley), Adam Bogdan (Bolton), Joe Gomez (Charlton), Roberto Firmino (Hoffenheim), Nathaniel Clyne (Southampton)

Transfers Out: Raheem Sterling (Manchester City), Steven Gerrard (LA Galaxy), Iago Aspas (Sevilla), Rickie Lambert (West Brom), Glen Johnson (Stoke), Andre Wisdom (Norwich), Brad Jones (Released)

Ah Liverpool. After all the crowing in regards to their near miss of a maiden Premier League title, the loss of Luis Suarez and subsequent spunking of money saw them slip completely out of the Champions League picture, with Brendan Rodgers coming under immense pressure after failing to build on that superb season.

Most of those signings have been written off as flops already, and yet somehow he has been granted another heavy transfer kitty to hit the market hard again.

These signings look far more shrewd however and it is the signing of Roberto Firmino that really intrigues the imagination, with the Brazilian having been a regular on the scoresheet at the ever-entertaining Hoffenheim in Germany. Milner, Ings and Clyne also ups an English contingent of players with enough top flight experience and still with a hunger to prove themselves.

Losing Raheem Sterling as a second big name sale in as many years is a blow, but Liverpool have enough options in that position to cover his absence. The attacking winger bit anyway. Not the wing-back role he was often forced into last season.

There is enough about this Liverpool squad to mount an attack on the top four once again with Manchester City the most vulnerable of the sides above them. They just require Rodgers to stay out of his own way.

Prediction: 5th

Raheem Sterling

There’s a lot of pressure on young Raheem Sterling’s shoulders after his antics this summer

Manchester City

Last Season: 2nd

Transfers In: Raheem Sterling (Liverpool), Fabian Delph (Aston Villa), Patrick Roberts (Fulham), Enes Unal (Bursaspor)

Transfers Out: James Milner (Liverpool), Frank Lampard (New York City), Stevan Jovetic (Inter Milan), Micah Richards, Scott Sinclair (Aston Villa), Dedryck Boyata (Celtic), John Guidetti (Sevilla), Alvaro Negredo (Valencia)

A failure to strengthen and build upon their Premier League success hurt City last season and quite frankly it remains difficult to gauge as to whether they have actually addressed that problem as yet.

With Edin Dzeko looking likely to join the list of departures, City will only have Sergio Aguero and Wilfried Bony to call upon as senior striking options, with young Patrick Roberts looking set for a more involved role at the club than he may have envisaged upon arriving from Fulham after a handful of Championship games.

The defence that was such a problem for them at times last season has been completely ignored in terms of any improvement and you would definitely look at City as the side most likely to fall out of the top four, despite their second place finish last year.

With Arsenal and Man Utd having strengthened, they look most vulnerable. They will have to hope they do hold on, with enough of a wake up call to the higher ups to address the gaping holes in their side. Otherwise the likes of Yaya Toure and Sergio Aguero will perhaps look elsewhere to ensure continued success.

Prediction: 4th

Depay & Van Gaal

Memphis Depay is one of the most exciting additions to the Premier League this summer

Manchester United

Last Season: 4th

Transfers In: Memphis Depay (PSV), Bastian Schweinsteiger (Bayern Munich), Morgan Schneiderlin (Southampton), Matteo Darmian (Torino), Sergio Romero (Sampdoria)

Transfers Out: Tom Cleverley (Everton), Ben Amos (Bolton), Angelo Henriquez (Dinamo Zagreb), Nani, Robin van Persie (Fenerbahce), Rafael (Lyon), Angel Di Maria (PSG)

Another summer, another expensive shopping list for Manchester United. This season does seem more optimistic than the slap-dash nature of last season, with Louis van Gaal having now had a year to look at his squad and make the necessary alterations to the flawed areas.

Central midfield was an obvious weak point at times, especially with the unreliability of Michael Carrick’s fitness, and while it is a surprise that two top quality players have come in, it adds a strength in depth that most clubs could only dream about in the centre of the park.

The uncertainty around David de Gea provides an unwelcome distraction for United as they look to re-establish themselves as a Premier League and European force, while at the other end of the pitch work still needs to be done to give Wayne Rooney some competition, with both Van Persie and Falcao having now left the club without a replacement being signed.

Get those two issues sorted and United are genuine title challengers. Until then, they may have to wait another year and just get into as good a position as possible to launch an assault next season.

Prediction: 3rd